I Are Awesomeness Too!!!!!!!!!!

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火影千手 Jeremiah — Mon, 18 May 2009 23:51:07 +0000

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火影千手 Jeremiah — Tue, 05 May 2009 07:15:39 +0000

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The secret life of one of our finest authors…

火影千手 Jeremiah — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 04:58:21 +0000

Para Para!

火影千手 Jeremiah — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:03:18 +0000

The secret blog continues with this bizarre addition….

I’ve heard of Para Para but never knew exactly what it was, I’m a little scared now that I know the full extent of its insanity. From what I’ve read it started out as a Japanese drunken business man dance, little lower body movement and choreographed arm movements makes for an awesome night after closing that big business deal I guess. I’ve already said enough, actually seeing it explains so much more of the insanity, just check out this guy who thinks he’s 100% awesomeness! DO NOT WATCH ENTIRE VIDEO, YOU MAY DIE OF EXPOSURE TO THIS DUDES AWESOMENESS!

If you made it all the way through that then you should seek professional help! Seeing tubby, drunken crazy Japanese dude with a mega mullet and tight leather underwear should be enough to provoke the loud gasp and then the quick reach for the space bar to stop the video. It’s freakin crazy but funny. Below is a much more innocent and tolerable Para Para dance…

Law of the Swayze = Awesomeness!

火影千手 Jeremiah — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:16:20 +0000

No awesomeness? Just add Swayze!

The following was written by a drunken Vietnam vet just before he died from what he called “an over dose of Awesomeness”.

If you feel as though your life is lacking in the Awesomeness department then live your life by the laws of the Swayze! These are not rules. The Swayze follows no rules. Rules are for pussies. These are laws mother fucker!

Law number 1: Nobody puts baby in the corner…No body! (Dirty Dancing)

Law number 2: If someone tries to mess with your shit… not figuratively but literally rip their fucking throat out! (Road House)

Law number 3: The Communists can strike at any moment…even in Montana. So always be ready to kill some Commy bastards. Wolverines! (Red Dawn)

Law number 4: Nothing kills the Swayze! Not even Cancer! When Swayze dies, its cause Swayze wants to! (His Life)

Law number 5: Nobody touches your lady except you! If you die, then you need to get off your lazy ass and come back as a ghost! Then kill the mother fucker trying to bang your wife. Next, even if you have to jump into an ugly black chicks body, you need to make sweet sweet love to your woman one last time to ensure she doesn’t date anyone ever again and dies alone!(Ghost)