Para Para!
The secret blog continues with this bizarre addition….
I’ve heard of Para Para but never knew exactly what it was, I’m a little scared now that I know the full extent of its insanity. From what I’ve read it started out as a Japanese drunken business man dance, little lower body movement and choreographed arm movements makes for an awesome night after closing that big business deal I guess. I’ve already said enough, actually seeing it explains so much more of the insanity, just check out this guy who thinks he’s 100% awesomeness! DO NOT WATCH ENTIRE VIDEO, YOU MAY DIE OF EXPOSURE TO THIS DUDES AWESOMENESS!
If you made it all the way through that then you should seek professional help! Seeing tubby, drunken crazy Japanese dude with a mega mullet and tight leather underwear should be enough to provoke the loud gasp and then the quick reach for the space bar to stop the video. It’s freakin crazy but funny. Below is a much more innocent and tolerable Para Para dance…

Bono, I win on the secret sight! *says this while doing the para para*
lol 2ndddddddddddddddddddd